We, the people, of the government, by the government, and for the government,

No longer pledge allegiance to the flag of the once great United States of America

And the Republic for which it once stood.

A fractured nation, under liberal judges, with liberty for none and justice for some.

We now pledge allegiance to our Earthly Lord and Savior, Barack Hussein Obama,

For He shall pay our rent, provide us a car and cell phone,

And provide us an income as long we do not work or seek work.

He will make the poor among us rich by making the rich poor.

Hail to our beloved leader!

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